You'll wish you
were your dog.
Frolic in Central Park.
Eat an all-organic lunch.
Take an afternoon nap.
Urinate on a tree.
You'll wish you
were your dog.
Get chauffeured to the gym.
Exercise with your friends.
Cool off in the tub.
Hump a leg.
You'll wish you
were your dog.
Indulge in a manicure.
Bathe with exotic shampoos.
Delight in a hot oil treatment.
Sniff a butt.